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• Wats The World’s Most Popular Word That Begins With An ‘F’ And Ends With A ‘K’ . . . . . . . . . . . . FACEBOOK The Word U Thought Is Da 2nd Most Popular!
• “FACEBOOK Ki Yadain..” Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna, Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna, Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna, Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain, Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna… Ab Na Wo Din Rahay…
• Kashish Is Very Happy That Facebook Has Been Blocked =D , , , , , , , I Dint Know Where To Put This Status So I Msg U…!! Lol…
• An Ordinary Person Wil Be Wid Books. But An Extraordinary Person Wil Be In That Book. Be Extraordinary Person Lyk Me! I’m On Facebook…
• Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahani Hai…. Kuch Khud Barbaad Hue.. Kuch Facebook Ki Meharbani Hai…….

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• An Ordinary Person Wil Be Wid Books. But An Extraordinary Person Wil Be In That Book. Be Extraordinary Person Lyk Me! I’m On Facebook…
• Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahani Hai…. Kuch Khud Barbaad Hue.. Kuch Facebook Ki Meharbani Hai…….
• A Rumors about Facebook Facebook Shutting Down: Facebook Owner Said: “Facebook Has Gotten Out Of Control,” Said Zuckerberg In A Press Conference Outside His Palo Alto Office, “And The Stress Of Managing This Company Has Ruined My…
• Height Of Shock: Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi??? Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,.. Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . . APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya, “HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . . “
• Wats The World’s Most Popular Word That Begins With An ‘F’ And Ends With A ‘K’ . . . . . . . . . . . . FACEBOOK The Word U Thought Is Da 2nd Most Popular!
• A Man Joind FACEBOOK His Son Wrote On His Wall “W T F Dad” Man Rplied: Wht8 D Hell , U’ve No Respect 4 Me ? Kid Rplied: Dad Chill It Means “Welcome To Facebook” =P…
• (Read Till The End) Do You Know…. How Much V Pakistanis Gives To Facebook??? Facebook Earnings= 1,100,000,000 Facebook User=460,922,100 Per User= $2.39 Pakistani Users=2359620 Revenue Generated Frm Us=$5,631,281.29 Which Is Equals To…
• PTA Is Ready To Block Facebook Permanently In Pak So Those Who Have Uploaded Their Personal Pics Remove Them Along With Their Data . It Will Only Be Opened For 10-12 Hours After Some Time. Fwd This, Delete Ur Pics And Infrm Every…
• Congratulations!!!  :-) Www.Drawmohammed.Com  Has Been Hacked Now By Turkish (Muslim Brothers) Hackers Named “Cyber Warrior Of Islam” Must Check This Website (With Correct Spelling Given) To Check What Can We Muslims Do Say Your Self. ALLAH…
• “FACEBOOK Ki Yadain..” Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna, Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna, Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna, Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain, Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna… Ab Na Wo Din Rahay…

Cool Jokes and Hindi SMS Funny

JOR SE BOLO
Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!
Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI
COMPUTER ACRONYMS
PCMCIA
People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI
System Can’t See It
DOS
Defective Operating System
BASICBill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW
World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
DOMAIN NAMES
Choosing the right domain name is important for webmasters but checking the meaning of your desired domain name carefully before registering it should be done otherwise………
Firstly there is “Who Represents?” – a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
http://www.whorepresents.com —> whore presents
Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can
exchange advice and views:
http://www.expertsexchange.com —> expert sex change
Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
http://www.penisland.net –> Penis land
Need a therapist? Try:
http://www.therapistfinder.com –> the rapist finder
Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New SouthWales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com –> molestation nursery

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A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”
The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters…
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand…
Totally exhausted and panting.
Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and
Third, our man is now totally refreshed.
Then these posters were pasted all over the place”
“That should have worked,” said the friend.
The salesman replied, “Well, not only did I not speak Arabic,
I also didn’t realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left…”
SOME REASONS WHY A MODEM IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
1. A modem doesn’t ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing “AT”.
2. When you’re done using your modem, you can roll over and go to sleep without feeling guilty.
3. A modem won’t say a word if you come home late.
4. A modem can’t collect alimony if you decide to dump it.
5. A modem will always wait patiently by the phone.
6. You can always get a few bucks for an old modem when a faster model comes out.
7. A modem doesn’t mind if you call another modem.
8. A virus you catch from your modem doesn’t require a trip to the doctor.
9. You don’t have to bring a modem home to meet your parents. If an error occurs, Abort, Retry or Fail are the only options you have to worry about.
10. Modems come with an instruction manual. Modems have a volume control – you can even turn the sound OFF.

American Actor Tracy Morgan Angers on Gays & Friends With Homophobic Rant

Not sure why Tracy Morgan’s apparent homophobic rant is making news this morning, especially since the quotes come from a performance last Friday evening here at Nashville’s Ryman Auditorium. But alas the words are now making the media rounds and we shall talk about the gays. The highlights include Tracy allegedly making several sharp remarks:
— “Gays need to quit being p*ssies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying.
— “Gay is something that kids learn from the media and programming.”
— My son “better talk to me like a man and not in a gay voice or I’ll pull out a knife and stab that little n*gger to death.”
— “I don’t “f*cking care if I piss off some gays, because if they can take a f*cking dick up their ass… they can take a f*cking joke.”
The gays and friends do get quite up in arms, to which I can attest. Every time I say “gay” in a post here, it almost guarantees a set of comments which accuse me of being homophobic or even a closet case. Not true. I address each specific situation as I come across it. And while I’m a huge Tracy Morgan fan, the rant walks the fine line between comedic license to offend and controversially wrong.
I attend a lot of comedy shows on a fairly regular basis. When they enter the venue, the audience knows what they’re getting in for when going to see any entertainer and there’s bound to be uncomfortable, outlandish and totally disagreeable things said. I literally walk in to take my seat knowing I’m going to hear some f*cked up sh*t and I’m not sure if that would make me a glutton for punishment or someone with a sick sense of humor, though I think the latter applies. I wouldn’t go see Sinbad or Steve Harvey’s G-rated acts; I pay for lewdness, absurdity and expect to be entertained. So while Tracy’s words do sound wrong, I can’t condemn him but I have to question that spirit and thoughts behind them.
Outside the context of the performance, reading any of the lines would make them seem totally offensive and has to be considered when gauging how the jokes went over in the live setting. Apparently, at least one audience member appears highly pissed, saying Morgan’s words weren’t so much jokes and that his “entire demeanor changed during that portion of the night. He was truly filled with some hate towards us.” The Ryman issued a statement not accepting or acknowledging any blame or consent, yet still apologizing for offended customers and Morgan’s publicist seems to have given a “no comment” when pressed. On the flipside, GLAAD, a big supporter of Morgan’s 30 Rock, hasn’t mentioned a word either.