- Wats The World’s Most Popular Word That Begins With An ‘F’ And Ends With A ‘K’ . . . . . . . . . . . . FACEBOOK
The Word U Thought Is Da 2nd Most Popular!
- “FACEBOOK Ki Yadain..” Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna, Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna, Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna, Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain, Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna… Ab Na Wo Din Rahay…
- Kashish Is Very Happy That Facebook Has Been Blocked =D , , , , , , , I Dint Know Where To Put This Status So I Msg U…!!
Lol…
- An Ordinary Person Wil Be Wid Books. But An Extraordinary Person Wil Be In That Book. Be Extraordinary Person Lyk Me! I’m On Facebook…
- Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahani Hai…. Kuch Khud Barbaad Hue.. Kuch Facebook Ki Meharbani Hai…….
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Saturday, June 25, 2011
Posts Tagged ‘Facebook Status SMS,Facebook Status Messages
Facebook Funny Status,Hindi Facebook Status,Facebook Notes and Poems
- An Ordinary Person Wil Be Wid Books. But An Extraordinary Person Wil Be In That Book. Be Extraordinary Person Lyk Me! I’m On Facebook…
- Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahani Hai…. Kuch Khud Barbaad Hue.. Kuch Facebook Ki Meharbani Hai…….
- A Rumors about Facebook Facebook Shutting Down: Facebook Owner Said: “Facebook Has Gotten Out Of Control,” Said Zuckerberg In A Press Conference Outside His Palo Alto Office, “And The Stress Of Managing This Company Has Ruined My…
- Height Of Shock: Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi??? Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,.. Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . . APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya, “HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . . “
- Wats The World’s Most Popular Word That Begins With An ‘F’ And Ends With A ‘K’ . . . . . . . . . . . . FACEBOOK
- A Man Joind FACEBOOK His Son Wrote On His Wall “W T F Dad” Man Rplied: Wht8 D Hell , U’ve No Respect 4 Me ? Kid Rplied: Dad Chill It Means “Welcome To Facebook” =P…
- (Read Till The End) Do You Know…. How Much V Pakistanis Gives To Facebook??? Facebook Earnings= 1,100,000,000 Facebook User=460,922,100 Per User= $2.39 Pakistani Users=2359620 Revenue Generated Frm Us=$5,631,281.29 Which Is Equals To…
- PTA Is Ready To Block Facebook Permanently In Pak So Those Who Have Uploaded Their Personal Pics Remove Them Along With Their Data . It Will Only Be Opened For 10-12 Hours After Some Time. Fwd This, Delete Ur Pics And Infrm Every…
- Congratulations!!! :-) Www.Drawmohammed.Com Has Been Hacked Now By Turkish (Muslim Brothers) Hackers Named “Cyber Warrior Of Islam” Must Check This Website (With Correct Spelling Given) To Check What Can We Muslims Do Say Your Self. ALLAH…
- “FACEBOOK Ki Yadain..” Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna, Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna, Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna, Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain, Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna… Ab Na Wo Din Rahay…
Cool Jokes and Hindi SMS Funny
JOR SE BOLO
Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!
Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI
COMPUTER ACRONYMS
PCMCIA
People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI
System Can’t See It
DOS
Defective Operating System
BASICBill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW
World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
DOMAIN NAMES
Choosing the right domain name is important for webmasters but checking the meaning of your desired domain name carefully before registering it should be done otherwise………
Firstly there is “Who Represents?” – a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
http://www.whorepresents.com —> whore presents
Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can
exchange advice and views:
http://www.expertsexchange.com —> expert sex change
Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
http://www.penisland.net –> Penis land
Need a therapist? Try:
http://www.therapistfinder.com –> the rapist finder
Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New SouthWales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com –> molestation nursery
Teacher : ‘A’ for?
Student : Apple !!!
Teacher : Jor se bolo…
Student : JAI MATA DI
COMPUTER ACRONYMS
PCMCIA
People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI
System Can’t See It
DOS
Defective Operating System
BASICBill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW
World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
DOMAIN NAMES
Choosing the right domain name is important for webmasters but checking the meaning of your desired domain name carefully before registering it should be done otherwise………
Firstly there is “Who Represents?” – a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
http://www.whorepresents.com —> whore presents
Second is the Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can
exchange advice and views:
http://www.expertsexchange.com —> expert sex change
Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
http://www.penisland.net –> Penis land
Need a therapist? Try:
http://www.therapistfinder.com –> the rapist finder
Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New SouthWales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com –> molestation nursery
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A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”
The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters…
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand…
Totally exhausted and panting.
Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and
Third, our man is now totally refreshed.
Then these posters were pasted all over the place”
“That should have worked,” said the friend.
The salesman replied, “Well, not only did I not speak Arabic,
I also didn’t realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left…”
SOME REASONS WHY A MODEM IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
1. A modem doesn’t ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing “AT”.
2. When you’re done using your modem, you can roll over and go to sleep without feeling guilty.
3. A modem won’t say a word if you come home late.
4. A modem can’t collect alimony if you decide to dump it.
5. A modem will always wait patiently by the phone.
6. You can always get a few bucks for an old modem when a faster model comes out.
7. A modem doesn’t mind if you call another modem.
8. A virus you catch from your modem doesn’t require a trip to the doctor.
9. You don’t have to bring a modem home to meet your parents. If an error occurs, Abort, Retry or Fail are the only options you have to worry about.
10. Modems come with an instruction manual. Modems have a volume control – you can even turn the sound OFF.
A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”
The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters…
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand…
Totally exhausted and panting.
Second poster, the man is drinking our Cola and
Third, our man is now totally refreshed.
Then these posters were pasted all over the place”
“That should have worked,” said the friend.
The salesman replied, “Well, not only did I not speak Arabic,
I also didn’t realise that Arabs Read from Right to Left…”
SOME REASONS WHY A MODEM IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
1. A modem doesn’t ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing “AT”.
2. When you’re done using your modem, you can roll over and go to sleep without feeling guilty.
3. A modem won’t say a word if you come home late.
4. A modem can’t collect alimony if you decide to dump it.
5. A modem will always wait patiently by the phone.
6. You can always get a few bucks for an old modem when a faster model comes out.
7. A modem doesn’t mind if you call another modem.
8. A virus you catch from your modem doesn’t require a trip to the doctor.
9. You don’t have to bring a modem home to meet your parents. If an error occurs, Abort, Retry or Fail are the only options you have to worry about.
10. Modems come with an instruction manual. Modems have a volume control – you can even turn the sound OFF.
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